Titho

Humans are perfect physically and mentally

This is Titho's book

by drstn November 22, 2021

Tito Dick

Dickman, baby!

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016

titlock

Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.

Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.

by Zombo April 4, 2007

tikthot

Platform based thots of the TikTok app. Usually found doing the most trendy (cringey) videos while wearing revealing clothing to lure in horny kids. Very similar to a Twitch Thot

Mark: Dude, this girl is hot, I'd smash
Peter: Bro, that's a TikThot, and she's like 16
Mark: Dang
David: Yeah, but why do you even have this app

by TomGibson the Horse Slayer 246 October 20, 2018

titboob

The chant that a group shouts while fucking with a passed out person.

"Chris is passed out upstairs. Let's titboob the shit out of him."

Group: "Titboob! Titboob! Titboob!"

by Skyping&Blazing October 6, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

Josip Broz Tito

Chill dude.
He lead Yugoslavia and has fought in some wars back in the day.
Loved by his people and hated by Stalin. That was Tito.

Did this Josip Broz Tito really fuck Elizabeth Taylor?

by Who took Commie? April 19, 2018