Tithe

The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult

Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.

Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.

Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

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A tenth part of one's annual income contributed voluntarily or due as a tax, especially for the support of the clergy or church.

Wow, my parents love to give tithe to the f-ing church, but won't give me a penny. I wonder where that money actually goes...

Didn't the pastors say they have a three-story house by the beach...

by Troy H October 12, 2003

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Tithing is the act of giving 10% of one's income to the church. Churches don't force this upon the people, but it is encouraged. The Bible says that all of the money belongs to God, but He only wants the first 10%. Think of it this way, would you rather have 90% of your income blessed, or 100% of your income cursed? God blesses those that tithe to Him. I tithe and give an offering on top of the tithe, and I have more money than any of my friends that are my age. It's not because my family is rich (which it's not)but it's because I've been blessed by God.

Build God's House and He'll build your house.

"Bring all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be food in My house, and try Me now in this." Says the Lord of hosts, "If I will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you such blessing that there will not be room enough to receive it." Malachi 3:10

by King's Daughter June 30, 2005

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What god has encouraged all Christians to do in the Bible.
It is 10% of your earnings and people think that doing it will bless thier money but it just helps then not to spend thier money like a fucking idiot because when you get a check and immediately give 10% away it makes you more concious of the money you have left-helping you not overdraft your bank account and think that god is cursing you.

The concept of tithe or tithing was a great business idea for the church.

by zacb April 28, 2008

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Which is un untaxed stream of income. They can apply for grants from the government which is taking taxpayer dollars. And then they provide a conditional service.

Hym "And NOT ANYMORE! They can't conscript you into the military but they absolutely USED TO DO THAT! They could actually do whatever they wanted to people until the government was put between them and the people. And now you have government officials promoting their values and legislating to corral people into living and acting in accordance with their values against their will in a subtle and indirect manner (like the abortion laws and the contraception state laws). Which is evil. The church is evil. All religions are evil. And God is evil. Evil and retarded. Now pay your tithe to the slayer of God!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

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