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The thing nobody wants to be;
a tit-hole is literally a word to describe the douchebags and players at your school. There is a guide to tell how big of a tithole one is, each category gets a certain number of points, and the more points you have the more of a tithole you are. Maximum number of points is 100.
Categories:
- Tool (5 points)
- Douchebag (10 points)
- Manwhore (15 points)
- Jock/Prep (10 points)
- Dipshit (10 points)
- Fuckhead (20 points)
- Creeper (5 points)
- Sex Addict (15 points)
- Pimp (10 points)
- Justin Beiber (4026 points)

So check off all the categories that fit the person being evaluated, add up the points, and you have your Tithole score.
Matt Lutz is a tithole, he fits every category of the tithole classification guide.
Tip-hole is a great comeback. You must not overuse this term. It is mainly used when someone says something totally obvious, and instead of saying "Thanks Tips" say "Thanks Tiphole!"(in a sarcastic tone) When someone is being a tip hole, you know.
"There is a door there…"
"Thanks Tiphole!"

"Where should I put my stuff?"
"On the ground you tip hole!"

"Man, this coffee is hot!"
"Thanks tip hole!"
tiphole by youlittlechince February 15, 2014
Something unwanted in an otherwise desirable situation.
Awesome! I won a free CD, but the titmole about it is that it's Ashlee Simpson.
Titmole by mrfunkydoodle May 2, 2008

twithole 

an asshole who posts annoying tweets on Twitter
I wonder what twitholes have to say about the economic recession.
twithole by nnn666 October 1, 2010
An intense grip on an object.
Frank, "I feel bad for Jim" John, "Yah me too, that guy had a tithold on his shaft"
tithold by igotphatballs November 18, 2011
the act of having a boob malfuntion, such as side boob, nipslip, etc. also can be used to describe when a nipple gets shy and tunnels into the breast.
bro 1: dude then she had a total tituole, it was like she didnt even have any nips
bro 2: bro whatd u do
bro 1: bro i fought through it
bro 2: bro
bro 1: bro
tituole by baegay May 6, 2016
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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