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tinkerbait 

some individual whom you do not know personally requests you as a friend on an online medium, such as facebook or myspace. you have no mutual friends and no real interest in the individual but you say "why not" and add her; later upi find yourself regretting the decision because all she does is post irrelevant things with no quality.
myspace.com: whosbubbler

searching for tinkerbait? try myspace: Emma Ecstasy

tinkerdam 

I just started my monthly, and need a tinkerdam.
tinkerdam by Nikkidew July 30, 2018

tinkerballs 

When an afro-american stripper whom has felt your package tells your friends you have small balls.
Dave has tinkerballs.
the stripper mentioned to us that our freind has tinkerballs
tinkerballs by ericericboberic December 10, 2006

Tinkertard 

Someone who believes they have superior repair skills, but in fact, has no idea what they are doing.
Jane had to bring her computer to Geek Squad, because her tinkertard boyfriend tried to fix it.

Tinkertash 

Prepubescent shit 'stashe often seen on teenage boys or mexicans.
Marcy: John is so hip.

Ellen: I know and his tinkertash makes him look so mature.
Tinkertash by Rezface November 5, 2012

tinkerage 

- Fine tuning or slight changes to a project or thought usually at the end of a project
- The final steps to improve upon a project or thought.
- When a project looks to be complete, but just requires a small improvement of change to make it 100%
When a project is nearly done, but not quite done, it just needs some tinkerage

The door we hung closes and works well, but just needs some tinkeage to have it sit level with the frame
tinkerage by Slixx April 6, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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