Tinkertard 

Someone who believes they have superior repair skills, but in fact, has no idea what they are doing.

Jane had to bring her computer to Geek Squad, because her tinkertard boyfriend tried to fix it.

Tinkertard by [ɠřåþḛƑяᶙḭᵵ] November 4, 2008

Tinkertrain-syndrome 

MrTinkertrain is a user on IRC who cannot be identified by any other users on the network but knows who everyone else is.(exception to Admin and higher staff)
This causes 'Tinkertrain-syndrome'

Tinkertrain-syndrome: An IRC virus/infection which effects the curiosity of the victem(s).
Early warning signs of Tinkertrain-syndrome include denial, slight hate and mild begrudging curiosity.
The full blown Tinkertrain-syndrome infection/virus leads to insanity, voilent rage, rage /quit's and excessive pm's begging/pleading to find out the persons identity.


This can be adapted to other nicknames and other users on any network. The first case of this infection/virus was named after the first user not able to be identified.

MrTinkertrain is the original to the Nevitus IRC server. His true identity is still unknown.
Many have fallen in the quest to find it out... God rest their souls.

Warning logs are from the original MrTinkertrain users are advised to read with caution.
(Victems names have been changed)

Public chat example:

*MrTinkertrain joins #lobby
<MrTinkertrain> Hey 'real name of user1' and hey 'real name of user2'
<user1> Hi, who are you?
<user2> Yeah who are?
<MrTinkertrain> A friend.
<user1> No seriously who are you and how do you know my name?
<user1> Does anyone know who MrTinkertrain is?
<user2> No but he knows us....
**user2 cries


Pm example:

<user1> Who are you MrTinkertrain ?
<MrTinkertrain> I'm sorry i have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> Give me a clue?
<MrTinkertrain> No, sorry.
<user1> But you know who -I- am.
<MrTinkertrain> Yes i do.
<user1> So tell me who you are?
<MrTinkertrain> Like i said, I have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> You're user2 arn't you? I knew it!
<MrTinkertrain> You're incorrect.

- 5 mins of silence pass-

<user1> FUCKING TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
<user1> YOU FUCKING DICK !
<user1> FUCK YOU I DONT CARE ANYMORE

This conversation will repeat over and over again. The user become more and more curious leading to irrational behaviour and other symptoms thus catching Tinkertrain-syndrome.

Tinkertrain-syndrome by N\Bandit. March 27, 2009

Mr. Tinkertrain 

A known pedophile who has molested several children, especialy young girls around 8-13 years old.

"I can't believe they’re letting a Mr. Tinkertrain move into our neighborhood."

Mr. Tinkertrain by N$ September 9, 2006

Tinkerbeard

Someone who fails to grow a beard and subsequently cannot express their manliness. Usually associated with multiple failings at growing a beard and singing songs by Tinkerbell with lyrics humorously changed to beard related jokes.

Dave become known as Tinkerbeard after his seventh aborted attempt at becoming a man.

Tinkerbeard by Aa11111 February 20, 2015

Tinkertash 

Prepubescent shit 'stashe often seen on teenage boys or mexicans.

Marcy: John is so hip.

Ellen: I know and his tinkertash makes him look so mature.

Tinkertash by Rezface November 5, 2012

Tindergarden 

A make-believe dating app for childish people; a fictional dating app used to describe why your child believes he/she has a girlfriend/boyfriend.

My 3 year old daughter came home from preschool announcing she now has a boyfriend. She must be on Tindergarden!

Tindergarden by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen September 18, 2022

tinkercad

A 3D modeling software used in schools to teach kids.

1: What software is this?
2: Tinkercad, it's good for 3D modeling and 3D printing.

tinkercad by theostarguyyy May 21, 2024