Tinchiest 

A word meaning very small or can be used to say little the amount of something is. It is only a word used by the coolest of people and they’re all really good looking if they say it.

You see that jawline? It’s got the tinchiest bit of sharp to it.

Tinchiest by Words that DEFINITELY exist October 13, 2018

Ginchiest

The attribute of being cool in the sense that others admire you for your apearance or actions or an object or situation that inspires those feelings. Popularized and possibly coined by actor Edd Byrnes as the character Kookie on the 77 Sunset Strip TV series.

"Baby, you're the ginchiest!"

Ginchiest by Gary Reid September 26, 2006

world’s tiniest violin 

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.

Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...

world’s tiniest violin by Mikkebak December 16, 2020

Twinchester

When you motorboat twins at the same time.

John - "So how'd it go with those twins last night?"

Scott - "I gave them a twinchester."

Twinchester by estodd12 January 9, 2017

tinchisucker 

A tinchisucker is a sucker of tiny chicken phalluses.

Joey Combs is the only known occurrence of this (tinchisucker), although there are reports pouring in that may involve other, subsequent douchebags.

Joey Combs sucks tiny chicken phalluses, he's totally a tinchisucker.

tinchisucker by Wdjat November 8, 2008

Twinchester

Having went home with twins after a night of heavy drinking at a classic English pub

Bill-"How'd you do last night?"
Chris-"Total Twinchester Dude!"

Twinchester by Marky Mark Fa Sho May 28, 2008

Tincest

When you accidentally swipe right on a family member on Tinder.

"I accidentally swiped right on my sister..." "That's tincest, my man."

Tincest by Iancohen May 8, 2015