Barnes and Unstable

From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.

You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.

by Mikkebak October 1, 2022

Who wants chowder?

A question uttered by Lois Griffin from the FOX hit tv series Family Guy. In season 4 episode 8, Peter has acquired a bottle of ipecac syrup from Mort’s pharmacy and challenges all the males in the household to a drinking contest for the last piece of pie in the fridge. After a little wait, one by one they start vomiting as mass vomiting ensues, leaving most of the entire living room covered in vomit before Lois emerges from the kitchen holding a casserole and asking the question, making everyone else vomit once more at the same time.

Brian: Ok, ok… I think it’s all gone. I think it- *vomits again*
Stewie(while crying and rocking back and forth): I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna… *vomits again*
Brian: Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ears- *vomits again*
Peter: *vomits on Brian’s head and moans in pain as the others do too*

Louis(emerging from the kitchen): Who wants chowder?

by Mikkebak January 2, 2022

Imagine Dragon deez nuts

An excuse to say deez nuts to someone. Can also be used as a knock knock joke for example.

Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Who’s there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got ‘em!
Person B: *angry emoji*

by Mikkebak May 5, 2023

Netflix and Chill’d

Ben and Jerry’s new flavor, and the first official flavor from Netflix.
Officially endorsed and licensed by Netflix.
"Coming to your local scoop shop!"

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about that new flavor Ben & Jerry’s?
Guy 2: Yeah. Netflix and Chill’d, right?
Guy 1: Yes, honestly, when I first saw it I didn’t think it was real, but then I actually saw it in stores and it blew my mind.

by Mikkebak November 1, 2020

H

H means ecchi in Japanese, which is why you almost never see anything labeled with ecchi unless it’s western, because the Japanese use H instead of writing ecchi.

Wanna go down to akihabara and get some H?

Hell yeah! I need a new H game anyways.

by Mikkebak September 10, 2021

You know why I’m here.

Often accompanied by someone playing a few seconds of the song titled "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott, they are the cursed words every single McDonald’s employee had to listen to day in and day out every single day between September 8th and October 4th 2020 when excited customers came to order the meal at their local McDonald’s, some even visiting several as they reportedly had shortages on common items found in the meal due to the popularity of the promotion. If you’d like to see some of this madness for yourself, search up "you know why I’m here" on YouTube. (Without the quotation marks.)

McDonald’s employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?

Customer: You know why I’m here. (plays Sicko Mode)

Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?

Customer: Yeah.

by Mikkebak August 9, 2021

ensconced

Ensconced means that something has been surrounded by something else. Like a lightbulb being surrounded by a lampshade. The lightbulb has been ensconced in the lampshade.

Person’s friend: Man, that light is so annoying, have you thought about getting it ensconced?

Person: Dafaq is that supposed to mean?

Person’s friend: you know, surrounding it with something to direct the light so it doesn’t annoy me by getting in my eyes. Like a lampshade for example…

Person: Oh… that makes more sense, yeah the old lampshade broke, and I just haven’t gotten around to getting a new one I guess.

Person’s friend: Well we have time now, let’s go out and get a new one.

by Mikkebak January 17, 2023