Timpet

A small elf like creature used by women as a sex toy/slave has better texture than dildo

Your mum has a timpet

by ptt November 26, 2003

Tom Time™

A generic catch-all for THAT guy in your friend group: always at his place, his terms, on his time. The "Tom" can be cordial or a total asshat. Regardless, it's his way.

Looks like it's Tom Time™ again for the 4th of July party.

by Stalinyouth June 26, 2022

timepetals

The name for the canon ship on BBC’s “Doctor Who” between the Doctor (Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, Jodie Whittaker, and most recently Ncuti Gatwa) and their companion, Rose Tyler (Billie Piper).

It’s often used in the context of shipping Rose with any of the Doctors, not just a specific one (in that case it would usually be called NineRose, TenRose, TentooRose, ElevenRose, etc.).

Explanation for the ship name: “Time” for the Doctor since they travel through time in the TARDIS, and “petals” for Rose because her name is also the name of a flower.

Me: I love Timepetals! It’s one of the best ships in all of Doctor Who.
Whovians : Yes!!

by sophie 🪐 July 12, 2022

timpearced

A term used when someone disses your rep in front of your homies

Campbell: Hey Tom, you look good in them jeans!
Tom: Ya mumma reckons I look better outta them.
Bystander to Campbell: Tom just Timpearced your ass.

by Moe Teabagger February 5, 2010

Timetable

One's schedule, list of prior engagements.

It's easy for me to follow him around because I know his timetable.

by excusemebutwutplz December 9, 2008

Timethief

Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.

You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!

by Rikstir July 31, 2015

Timethief

An annoying internet Troll who hides behind many anonymous fake avatars, otherwise known as the invisible copy & paste buffoon. She seems to think everyone else is wrong and she alone is right but first she has to run a Google search so she doesn't sound like she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. After all she has to keep face in the community. Definitely an old dried up wrinkled faced woman, who's days of youth are gone and now waste her time trying to compete with women half her age. Just randomly name any country in the world and she'll tell you she visited or vacationed there too. Yet everyone already realizes she doesn't know shit.

timethief
timesuck
timewaste

by xena777 December 11, 2011