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Timethief
An annoying internet Troll who hides behind many anonymous fake avatars, otherwise known as the invisible copy & paste buffoon. She seems to think everyone else is wrong and she alone is right but first she has to run a Google search so she doesn't sound like she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. After all she has to keep face in the community. Definitely an old dried up wrinkled faced woman, who's days of youth are gone and now waste her time trying to compete with women half her age. Just randomly name any country in the world and she'll tell you she visited or vacationed there too. Yet everyone already realizes she doesn't know shit.
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timethief
From sales: Someone who will call, email, text, and then call again to determine the parameters of your product or service, only to pick it apart, find the problems and challenges with it, and even go as far as find online complaints about you, your product, or your service...all the while never really intending to close real business with you.
This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.
Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!
This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.
Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!
"Hey Tim - Mrs. Jones just called..." "Yeah - I know - she's a total timethief"
See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution
See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution
timethief by closer1234 October 15, 2011
Fable Timeshift Phenomenon
Any amount of time that seems to be lost by an individual or group who are playing any of the Fable games.
Also known to occur with the Assassin's Creed games, and Gears of War.
Also known to occur with the Assassin's Creed games, and Gears of War.
Girl: hey I'm kinda hungry, pause the game and go make me something to eat
Guy: no wonder you're hungry, it's 3am
Girl: I thought it was 7. Curse the fable timeshift phenomenon!
Guy: no wonder you're hungry, it's 3am
Girl: I thought it was 7. Curse the fable timeshift phenomenon!
Fable Timeshift Phenomenon by Cptn Chaos November 30, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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