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You can't define Timper. Second ranked after Chuck Norris, you cannot define what a Timper is. You can't divide it to any number whatsoever, and is made up of a massive chunk of mass that's both unstoppable and unmoveable.

Taylor Lautner's Twilight movie character name "Jacob Black" originally came from a Timper.
Chuck Noris and Timper in a fight, what happens?

Second Super Nova.
by Lompimp January 28, 2012
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