Timper

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You can't define Timper. Second ranked after Chuck Norris, you cannot define what a Timper is. You can't divide it to any number whatsoever, and is made up of a massive chunk of mass that's both unstoppable and unmoveable.

Taylor Lautner's Twilight movie character name "Jacob Black" originally came from a Timper.

Chuck Noris and Timper in a fight, what happens?

Second Super Nova.

Timper by Lompimp February 22, 2012

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Timper

Who the fuck knows what a timper is? I don't. My parent's don't. God doesn't. Are you timpered, timpers, or timpened? Me neither. Goodness gracious.

I don't know what timper means.

Timper by Silver Silver March 18, 2022

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Ill-tempered

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.

He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.

Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015

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Room Temperature Challenge

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.

The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Room Temperature Challenge by not John Correia June 5, 2018

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timberlake

(v)

To redo something in bad shape to make it pretty again - to bring sexy back

After the Justin Timberlake song, "Sexyback"

Matt: Hey Kregg, did you see that section I redid?
Kregg: Yeah, you timberlaked that.
Matt: Yeah, I brought the sexy back.

timberlake by Section7 December 16, 2012

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Justin Timberlake International Airport

The unofficial name for Memphis International Airport. Elvis Presley or the Isaac Hayes International Airport are considered the name for the Memphis airport.

I'm heading back to Memphis again in the summer and I can't wait til my next visit to Justin Timberlake International Airport!

Justin Timberlake International Airport by kwamef September 8, 2010

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latina temper

The act of having compassion then yelling & being pissed off to crying in a matter of minutes, all while mantaining an attitude.

She got that Latina temper.

latina temper by LatinaTruth August 27, 2015

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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