ptt's definitions

Timpet

A small elf like creature used by women as a sex toy/slave has better texture than dildo

Your mum has a timpet

by ptt November 26, 2003

gaint

loss of blood to the hea due to an oversized erection

i always get gaint

by ptt November 26, 2003

kropick

masturbation using human excrement

i need a kropick

by ptt November 26, 2003

merank

to masturbate using the remenants of a dead fish.

i had a good merank last night.

by ptt November 26, 2003

Vaxi

to rince ones hemet with bleach

i had a vaxi last night

by ptt November 26, 2003

nuritation

to have sex with fruit or dairy products.

he's in to nuritation

by ptt November 26, 2003

Flamp

To rape a rapist.

I flamped last night

by ptt November 26, 2003