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Timekeeper cookie 

A fucking milf that can control time
I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie
Timekeeper cookie by Justatksimp August 27, 2021
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Timekeeper Cookie 

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.
You’re such a timekeeper cookie!
Timekeeper Cookie by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

Timekeeper 

Latin, Some1 who gets owned by Catmandoo
Catmandoo owns Timekeeper
Timekeeper by Adam April 10, 2005

Timekeeper 

A referee or clock stopper in a game, particularly soccer/football.
"The Timekeeper in this game is terrible!"
Timekeeper by Timekeeper September 6, 2007

Timekeep 

The person serving alcoholic beverages to the point of blackout
Jc's timekeeps,Rich n Chaz, poured him jager and served him beers until he time traveled.
Timekeep by Idk Sir Charles June 10, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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