Timest

shortened version of 'what is the time'

Phil: Timest Gary
Gary: half ten mate

by SWAGMAN369 June 1, 2022

Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

for old times' sake

as a way of remembering something pleasent from the past

Honestly, our theater group should reunite – just for old times' sake.

by friendernie2 October 19, 2013

Tom Time™

A generic catch-all for THAT guy in your friend group: always at his place, his terms, on his time. The "Tom" can be cordial or a total asshat. Regardless, it's his way.

Looks like it's Tom Time™ again for the 4th of July party.

by Stalinyouth June 26, 2022

Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.

I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!

by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020

It Doesn't Matter How Many Times You Die

Gaming terminology to describe the act of getting killed numerous times over, gifting the other team an easy win.

Often associated with ' You're A Colin '.

Ending the round with double-figure deaths & the solitary kill - it doesn't matter how many times you die

by IDontLikeCreative April 26, 2022

Titestry

The minestry which governs tits.

Have you not been to the Titestry of late?
Yes, I was there last night!

by Titacular February 26, 2011