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Theophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to and gifted at pulling bad bitches.
Nick: Ayyy whose that dude in the vip with 25 thotties surrounding him?

Sam: That's Zach, he does this shit every weekend he's a straight Theophile.
Theophile by ZRh2pc May 12, 2018

theophile 

An estranged member of society, often found in libraries and internet cafes. has a lust for theoretical thinking and an inexplicable sexual desire towards textbooks.
"He's such a theophile, I caught him balls deep in a GCSE German textbook the other day"
theophile by AhBo124 November 3, 2013

Théophile 

When Théophile is crushing on someone he doesn't tell to her that he like her but he is trying to make the most eyes contacts with her and he is always think about her , Théophile is very very very cute , kind , beautiful and intelligent .When Théophile is crushing on a girl , she is also crushing on Théophile . Théophile always do the better choice
Théophile is in love with Victoria so he is making eyes contacts with her all the time

tiprophile 

A man who enjoys giving or recieving a hicky on another man's penis.
Adam is the biggest tiprophile ever. You should see the hicky he gave me last night.

Théophiler

Changer de sujet de manière impromptue et inattendue lors d'un sujet de conversation malaisant.
À la suite d'une longue discussion sur l'organe reproductif de Narcisse, Hermes s'occupa de théophiler sur la prestation spectaculaire du chœur de Saint-Maurice.
Théophiler by Mijestom November 18, 2018

Théophile 

Are you really named like that ?

You re love by the god.

Théophile in french is Aimé par Dieu.

Ton prénom est très rare (comme ton humour)

Tu es bien plus intelligent que ton tocard de pote Ethan.

Tu es destiné à rentrer à l EDHEC BUISNESS SCHOOL car tu es une pépite mondialement reconnu.

T’es juste un crack enfaite
Théophile or the god
Théophile by Théophile November 21, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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