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Someone who is obsessed with time, the concept of time, the telling of time, the telling of time to others.

(Note, often accompanied by an obsession with phone manners.)
(Note2, sometimes called punctual, but not be me!)

Hunter is a timeophile.

timeophile by Janedoesnot October 6, 2016

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Theophile

A person who is sexually attracted to and gifted at pulling bad bitches.

Nick: Ayyy whose that dude in the vip with 25 thotties surrounding him?

Sam: That's Zach, he does this shit every weekend he's a straight Theophile.

Theophile by ZRh2pc May 12, 2018

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theophile

An estranged member of society, often found in libraries and internet cafes. has a lust for theoretical thinking and an inexplicable sexual desire towards textbooks.

"He's such a theophile, I caught him balls deep in a GCSE German textbook the other day"

theophile by AhBo124 November 3, 2013

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Théophile

When Théophile is crushing on someone he doesn't tell to her that he like her but he is trying to make the most eyes contacts with her and he is always think about her , Théophile is very very very cute , kind , beautiful and intelligent .When Théophile is crushing on a girl , she is also crushing on Théophile . Théophile always do the better choice

Théophile is in love with Victoria so he is making eyes contacts with her all the time

Théophile by facts about Théophile May 17, 2022

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tiprophile

A man who enjoys giving or recieving a hicky on another man's penis.

Adam is the biggest tiprophile ever. You should see the hicky he gave me last night.

tiprophile by Nathan The Beast May 23, 2006

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Théophiler

Changer de sujet de manière impromptue et inattendue lors d'un sujet de conversation malaisant.

À la suite d'une longue discussion sur l'organe reproductif de Narcisse, Hermes s'occupa de théophiler sur la prestation spectaculaire du chœur de Saint-Maurice.

Théophiler by Mijestom November 18, 2018

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Théophile

Are you really named like that ?

You re love by the god.

Théophile in french is Aimé par Dieu.

Ton prénom est très rare (comme ton humour)

Tu es bien plus intelligent que ton tocard de pote Ethan.

Tu es destiné à rentrer à l EDHEC BUISNESS SCHOOL car tu es une pépite mondialement reconnu.

T’es juste un crack enfaite

Théophile or the god

Théophile by Théophile November 21, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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