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TimKOng
A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
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Good Timezone
A greeting for when you're speaking online, and don't know time the people who are reading it are at. Used as an alternative to Good Morning/Afternoon/Night.
1: I'm off to bed-- good timezone, everyone!
2: Good Timezone! Anyone have ideas on what I should eat for breakfast?
3: Good Timezone! I just had an AMAZING lunch.
2: Good Timezone! Anyone have ideas on what I should eat for breakfast?
3: Good Timezone! I just had an AMAZING lunch.
Good Timezone by Koko Eternal December 17, 2020
stinky timeout
stinky timeout by Devin W. January 5, 2009
Timon
Has an abnormally long dong
Timena
A beautiful, tall woman who exudes the exotic grace of the Pacific Islands. Timena's can be perceived as "snobby" at first, women often find her presence threatening, and men are in awe and can be afraid to approach her. However, this is only because she is shy, and her people skills can be lacking somewhat. When you know the true personality of a Timena, consider yourself lucky, for you have found yourself a loyal, hysterically funny, and fiercely protective friend.
Jill: That Timena is such a bitch.
Sylvie: Do you know her?
Jill: No, she just comes across that way.
Sylvie: She's just shy, Timena's are like that, you just have to get to know her and you'll find that she's really cool and funny!
Sylvie: Do you know her?
Jill: No, she just comes across that way.
Sylvie: She's just shy, Timena's are like that, you just have to get to know her and you'll find that she's really cool and funny!
Timena by Mr.Talafoalagafola October 7, 2012
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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