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Timeothy 

Timeothy was a beloved clock, which was stolen from the science block of a school.

Long ago, the four School nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Teacher's attacked. Only Timeothy, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he was confiscated.
use #JusticeForTimeothy on Instagram to help us get him back
"Look, its Timeothy! everybody must bow"
"Its your turn for custody of Timeothy today!"
Timeothy by Shrekerman May 22, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
My name is Timothy
Timothy by Michigan Tim November 21, 2020
The best guy you could ever meet. A good husband , son, father and friend. He loves his family and friends with all his heart and will do anything to protect them. He has a temper if you make him mad but he is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. I had a timothy in my life and he was great this is in memorial as a small thing I can do. I'll never forget my timothy.

11-21-1977 to 7-20-18
That guy timothy is so amazing
Timothy by BeebosForehead September 16, 2018
A fucking legend who everyone should praise upon....Amen
you are TIMOTHY
Timothy by BeastMaster69 420 August 6, 2018
Timothy will always be your best friend. He's caring and always cute no matter what. Timothy is good in bed and has a huge dick. He has wet dreams WAY too much. So date him if you can.
Timothy, COME HERE BOI
Timothy is the best guy you will ever know. He's sweet, caring, funny, and a pretty cheesy guy. Everyone loves him, because he's a great guy all around. Handsome, amazing there are more words than you can count to describe how indescribable he is. He keeps those he loves close and his friends to. He may have problems with family, but he never makes it all about himself he makes it about you. He is an amazing boyfriend who comforts you and listens to you. If you ever meet a person named Timothy never let him go, because he is a amazing person and you will need him in your life.
(This is contributed to my amazing boyfriend Timothy <3)
"OH WOW! Timothy? You don't know him? Well you should he is INDESCRIBABLE!"
Timothy by SoapyGirl ;3 December 19, 2018
A tough guy that will always get what he wants. He will hurt or fight anyone against him.
Johnathan: Uh oh.. here comes Timothy.
Timothy: You want to go
Timothy by TTTTTTTTimothyyyy October 21, 2019
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