timeology

the act/studying of spending time doing what you want but not accomplishing anything but also not wasting it either

person1: hey what did you do today?

person2: today dave and i went to home depot, walmart, and sportsmans warehouse.

person1: did you buy anything?

person2: nah, we just field studied timeology. did everything we wanted to do but didn't really accomplish anything.

timeology by Mike Fry February 24, 2008

Theology and Geometry 

A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.

A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.

An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.

“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)

Theology and Geometry by Night of Joy May 18, 2020

Trueology 

TRUEOLOGY- Overstanding wisdom in knowledge. The science of self existence. Trueness with in your life.

TRUEOLOGY- Overstanding wisdom in knowledge. The science of self existence. Trueness with in your life.
The trueology is everlasting embodying spiritual teachings.

Trueology by G'ity April 20, 2019

Theology of the Body 

A way of looking at sex and our bodies in a way that takes into proper account the purpose for which we were created and our destiny waiting to be fulfilled.
This way of looking at sexuality and our bodies was put forth by the late great Pope John Paul II and has been regarded as a theological time bomb, which will eventually re-shape the way the world looks at itself.

We live in a world where everyone drives cars with flat tires... and we believe that, "Flat is where it's at"... not knowing that there was another way to drive a car... the Theology of the Body helps us to re-inflate our tires! And shouts that there is a greater purpose for our existance and the gift of sex!

Theology of the Body by Casey Ross February 7, 2006

Theology 

Simply put, the study of God.

I'm late for my Theology class.

Theology by Tmankillah May 26, 2008

tittology

the study of titties. one who studies titties is known as a tittologist.

jeff-"awwwww shit"
carole-"huh"
jeff-"i have a test on tittology today"
carole-"that sucks"

tittology by josh and austin =) January 24, 2009

Timology 

Timology is a sub-discipline of Westsideology along with packrattology also known as yellowgrooveology. Timology is the study of Timinator and the many phenomenons attributed to him. The most seminal work pertaining to Timology is "The Remains of Timinator: How burps shaped our planet" by world renowned WSB (WestSideBoys) historian, Apocyl Doomer.

Wow, Timology is sooooo cool! Studying Timinator's burps truly changed my outlook on life...

Timology by PINNQ April 8, 2021