Timenitis

Timeinitis is when a person cannot keep track of time and losses time that is unexplainable and can be contagious to the people around that person.

My timeinitis took over and we missed the movie.

My boyfriend is a victum of my timenitis!

Timenitis by Pilates girl March 23, 2017

Tominitis 

The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.

Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?

Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis

Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010

Timitis 

A disease afflicting somebody rendering them to make up words that sound like real words when they're really not.

No known cure.
Currently afflicts individuals named "Tim".

Tim: "Geez our new team member isn't receptible."

Andrew: "Juliana, don't listen to a word he says. He suffers from Timitis".

Timitis by Timmyyyyyyyyy December 3, 2009

Tigeritis 

A black guy who has a gorgeous white wife, but decides to cheat on her anyways in an attempt to take his mind off his putting game. (or any other problems he may be experienced)

Usually used to define a celebrity or famous athlete, but can describe other people as well.

"last night I came down with a severe case of Tigeritis"

"Damn man, was it that bad?"

"Yeah, I couldn't take my mind of this case at work, but after I fucked a bitch or two I felt fine."

Tigeritis by Jonny Bo Bonny January 3, 2010

Bullet-Timeitis 

The act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play Max Payne for an extended amount of time.

Yesterday after completing Max Payne 3 on hardcore I began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if I was dual wielding pistols, I must have had a severe case of Bullet-Timeitis.

Bullet-Timeitis by jjm8397 June 28, 2012

Tieitis 

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"

Tieitis by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005

timentesambularephobia

The fear of walking.

- Why you never walk?
- I have timentesambularephobia.
- What is that?
- Your mom.

timentesambularephobia by Dave Is Killa July 4, 2021