Timenitis
Timeinitis is when a person cannot keep track of time and losses time that is unexplainable and can be contagious to the people around that person.
Timenitis by Pilates girl March 23, 2017
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Tominitis
The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010
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Timitis
A disease afflicting somebody rendering them to make up words that sound like real words when they're really not.
No known cure.
Currently afflicts individuals named "Tim".
No known cure.
Currently afflicts individuals named "Tim".
Tim: "Geez our new team member isn't receptible."
Andrew: "Juliana, don't listen to a word he says. He suffers from Timitis".
Andrew: "Juliana, don't listen to a word he says. He suffers from Timitis".
Timitis by Timmyyyyyyyyy December 3, 2009
Tigeritis
A black guy who has a gorgeous white wife, but decides to cheat on her anyways in an attempt to take his mind off his putting game. (or any other problems he may be experienced)
Usually used to define a celebrity or famous athlete, but can describe other people as well.
Usually used to define a celebrity or famous athlete, but can describe other people as well.
"last night I came down with a severe case of Tigeritis"
"Damn man, was it that bad?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take my mind of this case at work, but after I fucked a bitch or two I felt fine."
"Damn man, was it that bad?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take my mind of this case at work, but after I fucked a bitch or two I felt fine."
Tigeritis by Jonny Bo Bonny January 3, 2010
Bullet-Timeitis
The act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play Max Payne for an extended amount of time.
Yesterday after completing Max Payne 3 on hardcore I began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if I was dual wielding pistols, I must have had a severe case of Bullet-Timeitis.
Bullet-Timeitis by jjm8397 June 28, 2012
Tieitis
(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.
"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"
Tieitis by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.