Tieitis 

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"

Tieitis by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005

Toeitis 

when you’re fighting a fart for so long that you curl your toes into the soles of your shoes to help hold it in

kelly was asked by a friend “ are your shoes to small ? .... your toes look like they a scrunched up in them!” Kelly responded “ no I just have toeitis”

Toeitis by Kentjr January 9, 2018

tititis 

Inflammation of the entire breast area(s) of a woman due to rough sexual activity on her breasts. Fairly common condition following instense tit fucking sessions.

Boyfriend: "Honey your tits look so good today that I am going to give you a case of tititis like you have never had before!"

Woman: "I love my tits to be fucked hard, but hate when I get tititis because of it!"

tititis by willDuer March 22, 2011

Timitis 

A disease afflicting somebody rendering them to make up words that sound like real words when they're really not.

No known cure.
Currently afflicts individuals named "Tim".

Tim: "Geez our new team member isn't receptible."

Andrew: "Juliana, don't listen to a word he says. He suffers from Timitis".

Timitis by Timmyyyyyyyyy December 3, 2009

Bullet-Timeitis 

The act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play Max Payne for an extended amount of time.

Yesterday after completing Max Payne 3 on hardcore I began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if I was dual wielding pistols, I must have had a severe case of Bullet-Timeitis.

Bullet-Timeitis by jjm8397 June 28, 2012

tititis 

~ _ ~
(tit-i-tus
1The name givin to various conditions of the tits
2one who is wayyyy to proud of her chesticles,
3one who plays with her tits (not that im complaining about that)

Dude look at her squeeze those pieces of meat together! She TOTALY has tititis ,not that im complaining about that..

tititis by el taco tigre February 7, 2009

Tititis 

Tititis is a very hilarious word. Randomly walk up to one of your friends as watch them die of laughter. Unless you have no friends, than it won’t work.

Girl: Guess what.

Guy: What

Girl: Tititis

Guy: *Dies of laughter*

Tititis by Itz_Vivi August 1, 2018