Timitis 

A disease afflicting somebody rendering them to make up words that sound like real words when they're really not.

No known cure.
Currently afflicts individuals named "Tim".

Tim: "Geez our new team member isn't receptible."

Andrew: "Juliana, don't listen to a word he says. He suffers from Timitis".

Timitis by Timmyyyyyyyyy December 3, 2009

tititis 

Inflammation of the entire breast area(s) of a woman due to rough sexual activity on her breasts. Fairly common condition following instense tit fucking sessions.

Boyfriend: "Honey your tits look so good today that I am going to give you a case of tititis like you have never had before!"

Woman: "I love my tits to be fucked hard, but hate when I get tititis because of it!"

tititis by willDuer March 22, 2011

TMItis

a chronic condition of TMI... constantly giving too much information

That bitch over there has got a serious case of TMItis... she be talkin' about her cycles and shit!!

TMItis by beardown10 January 10, 2009

Bullet-Timeitis 

The act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play Max Payne for an extended amount of time.

Yesterday after completing Max Payne 3 on hardcore I began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if I was dual wielding pistols, I must have had a severe case of Bullet-Timeitis.

Bullet-Timeitis by jjm8397 June 28, 2012

Tieitis 

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"

Tieitis by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005

tititis 

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(tit-i-tus
1The name givin to various conditions of the tits
2one who is wayyyy to proud of her chesticles,
3one who plays with her tits (not that im complaining about that)

Dude look at her squeeze those pieces of meat together! She TOTALY has tititis ,not that im complaining about that..

tititis by el taco tigre February 7, 2009

Trimitis 

When a person is afraid of hanging trim (pronounced: trim-eye-tis)

What are you doing! I have trimitis.

Trimitis by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 2, 2020