Timititis 

A rare medical condition in males where the man cannot achieve an erection and other parts of the body are cringy suck as the hand . Other symptoms are a limp

"I would have had sex with that guy at the bar , but he has Timititis."

Timititis by Akcerron April 4, 2020

Tominitis 

The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.

Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?

Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis

Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010

tititis 

Inflammation of the entire breast area(s) of a woman due to rough sexual activity on her breasts. Fairly common condition following instense tit fucking sessions.

Boyfriend: "Honey your tits look so good today that I am going to give you a case of tititis like you have never had before!"

Woman: "I love my tits to be fucked hard, but hate when I get tititis because of it!"

tititis by willDuer March 22, 2011

Titititititita 

I have a plush named titititititita. He is so cute. Sometimes I find him on the floor idk why tho. Anyways titititititita is the word for selfish and cruel

Some random dude: woah I'm better than you loser.

You: your a titititititita
Some random dude: WOAH CHILL MAN, TAKE ALL MY MONEY, I'M SORRY!

Titititititita by LOSER KID 404 July 4, 2021

Timitis 

A disease afflicting somebody rendering them to make up words that sound like real words when they're really not.

No known cure.
Currently afflicts individuals named "Tim".

Tim: "Geez our new team member isn't receptible."

Andrew: "Juliana, don't listen to a word he says. He suffers from Timitis".

Timitis by Timmyyyyyyyyy December 3, 2009

Bullet-Timeitis 

The act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play Max Payne for an extended amount of time.

Yesterday after completing Max Payne 3 on hardcore I began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if I was dual wielding pistols, I must have had a severe case of Bullet-Timeitis.

Bullet-Timeitis by jjm8397 June 28, 2012

titivitis 

A Disease in which Sean and Ashar need to receive nudes from girls in order to live.

Hey I gotta send nudes to Sean and Ashar so they don't die of titivitis

titivitis by titlover3 June 4, 2021