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Ugly dude with a mullet who lives in his mother's basement and is an Internet troll.
He creeped me out... he was a total tildon.
tildon by Leighloo July 18, 2016
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tildon is a name of a boy with a microscopic dick it’s so small ladies say “is it in yet”
girl-“is it in yet”
tildon- “it’s been in”
girl -“oh!… its kinda small🥲”
Tildon by Leonard🤓🔫 May 9, 2024

Tilden Middle School 

Tilden Middle School is a school located in Old Georgetown Road in Rockville Maryland. Most people here think they're better than everyone else because they wear Vineyard Vines. Others are just trying to get through life and don't really care. People here love Mr.Green and idolize Noor because she's iconic. You'll be fine if you just mind your own business and don't start drama, also don't be an attention seeker or dress up like a unicorn, cuz no.
Tilden Middle School by basicluv December 15, 2018

Lily Tilton 

Usually a very normal looking girl. Although lily is a type of flower and plant, this lily is a blonde woman (mostly).

Lily Tilton is also an actress lesser known, in a few low budget movies.

Lily Tilton is also a complete bitch, who doesnt give a fuck about anyone but herself.
Ohh i heard Lily Tilton was in that.

Did you hear what Lily said?
Lily Tilton by Jackwack3 December 13, 2010

Tilsoned 

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

Robert Tilton 

A famed preacher that comes on TV late at night, normally on paid advertising channels or WBtv/PAX tv. Got his fame by acting very exicted about "God."; Someone who is out to get your money for his/her own "fake-christ" benefit; Someone with bad gas.
Stop being a Robert Tilton and give me back my money!

Dude, your ass smells like Robert Tilton!
Robert Tilton by kornfreak October 24, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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