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A complete jerk who only cares about himself. He also kicks people when they do the littlest things.
"hey Tildon," said a guy "..." said Tildon
tildon by lonley_foever December 8, 2018
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Ugly dude with a mullet who lives in his mother's basement and is an Internet troll.
He creeped me out... he was a total tildon.
tildon by Leighloo July 18, 2016
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tildon is a name of a boy with a microscopic dick it’s so small ladies say “is it in yet
girl-“is it in yet”
tildon- “it’s been in”
girl -“oh!… its kinda small🥲”
Tildon by Leonard🤓🔫 May 9, 2024

Tilden Middle School 

Tilden Middle School is a school located in Old Georgetown Road in Rockville Maryland. Most people here think they're better than everyone else because they wear Vineyard Vines. Others are just trying to get through life and don't really care. People here love Mr.Green and idolize Noor because she's iconic. You'll be fine if you just mind your own business and don't start drama, also don't be an attention seeker or dress up like a unicorn, cuz no.
"Tilden Middle School is a school"
Tilden Middle School by basicluv December 15, 2018

Lily Tilton 

Usually a very normal looking girl. Although lily is a type of flower and plant, this lily is a blonde woman (mostly).

Lily Tilton is also an actress lesser known, in a few low budget movies.

Lily Tilton is also a complete bitch, who doesnt give a fuck about anyone but herself.
Ohh i heard Lily Tilton was in that.

Did you hear what Lily said?
Lily Tilton by Jackwack3 December 13, 2010

Tilsoned 

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

Robert Tilton 

A famed preacher that comes on TV late at night, normally on paid advertising channels or WBtv/PAX tv. Got his fame by acting very exicted about "God."; Someone who is out to get your money for his/her own "fake-christ" benefit; Someone with bad gas.
Stop being a Robert Tilton and give me back my money!

Dude, your ass smells like Robert Tilton!
Robert Tilton by kornfreak October 24, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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