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At first Timon only sounds like a name but the word is far more than that. Timon also is commonly used to say someone is capable of doing more than they think, or that something was very unexpected (in a good way).
Duuude did he just timoned him.

This Nigga a real Timon.
No way he just timoned that.
Timon by daddygasm March 23, 2020
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Tilmon • tilmont • timon • Tilman • titmonger • tildon • tilmann • tilon • Tilton • Timonium
Has an abnormally long dong
Damn, he has a Timon dong
Timon by Pumba1410 October 24, 2019
He's the best in the World, He gets every woman and he Has a long dick.
Suck my long Tilman
Tilman by player8818 January 2, 2017
Tilmann is a super awsome dude with a 17 inch dick.
P1:Hello Tilmann!
Tilmann by Hugogogo January 24, 2021
Timon is a really loving boyfriend

He's a really good bestfriend

He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.

He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.

HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...

Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?

Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
Timon by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019
That guy you know who always seems to have it going his way. He isn't the coolest kid but he has his choice of friends. The people that dont know him well look at him and see a kind, attractive, athletic, and natural leader. The people that do know him well see him as a loyal and loving friend that will you give you the shirt off his back. Everyone that finds one is sure to keep them close.
Norm Girl: What's it like to be with any guy you want?

(Bombshell): Messin around is always fun, but I hope I will find a Tillman later.

Norm Girl: What's a Tillman?

(Bombshell): Perfection in a guy, you'll know when you meet one.
#tilman#tillmen#satisfying#complete#all around
Tilman by The experience d guy April 22, 2017
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