Tightness

A word used to describe the immaculate grooming and extremely masculane quality of a genuinly great beard.

The tightness of his beard is simply overwhelming, he looks like James Garfield.

by Stinner July 7, 2011

Tightness confirmed

Absolute confirmation of something that is tight( as is awesome).

" Damn you see that Ferrari, that shit was tightness confirmed!"

by XVT May 4, 2006

I kiss my own tightness

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.

"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

by ParkMinho August 15, 2018

Peak Tightness

The tingling feeling in one’s anus when walking or driving at an incredibly high altitude. It’s is often compared to a swarm of soggy fire ants or a secret tickle from a cousin.

My peak tightness was so bad today I had to take a muscle relaxer to use the bathroom.

by Fleazz October 15, 2023

the unbearable lightness of genius

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)

when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

by dats wight wabbit April 3, 2022

Tightassville

Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.

Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.

1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."

2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."

3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Tommy Tightnuts

When a dudes waited over 30 days and finally beats off.A months long wait to jerk off

How the hell did that guy pull off a Tommy Tightnuts???

by Ricksauce July 2, 2008