6 definitions by Stinner

Ball gap

A common term in the porn industry to measure the distance between the scrotums of two males while performing a devils threesome. 1-2 inches is the norm. If there is less than 1/16 of an inch one or more of the actors most likely performs in gay porno films as well.

Vicky was so fat Carl and Kenny could have parked a Kenworth between the ball gap.

by Stinner July 7, 2018

Tightness

A word used to describe the immaculate grooming and extremely masculane quality of a genuinly great beard.

The tightness of his beard is simply overwhelming, he looks like James Garfield.

by Stinner July 6, 2011

The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

Pipe Club

The list of people that have given the same man oral sex.

Sandy and her best friend Renaldo were both part of Todds’ pipe club.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

Jbdaasb

Just big dicks and also some boobs. Often referring to the ratio of men to women on a team in a coed softball or bowling league. The men care too much. One woman cares too much. And the others are there to hit the league quota so the game doesn’t get cancelled.

New hire: Who is on the work bocce team?
Employee in 7th year at company: Mostly jbdaasb.

by Stinner May 6, 2022

Crimson Rush

The heaviest day of a woman’s period.

Beckys’ crimson rush came on her second day of spring break in Cancun. This was the result of poor planning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018