tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

by kenyon December 12, 2003

tightey-whiteys

briefs (as opposed to boxers)

"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."

by lauren August 31, 2003

tightey-whiteys

The terrible default men's underwear bestowed from boyhood; generally bearing illustrations of Spiderman, Skeletor, Power Rangers, and the like, when first introduced, but eventually losing their distinct markings, prior to adolescence, in favor of brownish/reddish/yellowish stains fore and aft.

I friggin' hate tightey-whiteys. Damn you Fruit of The Loom!!! Damn you!!!

by plasticman June 9, 2004

tightey whitey

white bitch pussy

tightey whitey

by the cooler penguin27 November 13, 2021

tightey-whiteys

The underpants of choice for those men who's testicles start to "hang low". Men's equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. Fights gravity for older men.

"Once he's done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. Ive seen men with testicles that hang down to their knees!"

Quote from a retired nurse

by Atulia Greene January 9, 2007

Tightey Whitey

A racial slur for White People

See those Tightey Whiteys over there?

by Mr Plague Doctor November 24, 2025