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To express oneself in a lengthy, overcomplicated and syntactically incorrect fashion.
e.g.; "boy, that douchefag sure goes on Tikily"
tikily by jambowned September 3, 2009

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010

Tiddly Peeps 

From the British childrens television program 'The Hoobs'.
Used to describe children dwelling on earth.
"We're off to see the Tiddly peeps, on the road we go!"

Tiddly Boy

One who is generally laggardly or lacks a specific purpose or direction. Synonymous with turtle jerker.
Gabe is such a tiddly boy, he got his arse diddled by Josh Baer at Capital Factory and liked it.
Tiddly Boy by L_Hol October 14, 2019
Timily is a beautiful loveable person. She is quite at first. But once u get to know her she never shuts up. She is an amazing best friend. She is funny. She try's to follow her dreams. She does what's right in relationships. She is honest. She is skinny, funny. A Timily has brown hair, skinny, tall. She gets people to fall in love with her in one look. Once u get to live a Timily u never wanna lose her. A Timily will always make her way into ur heart. U wanna be in a Timily's life even if u don't know her. She is special in so many ways. She will be ur bestie. She will be ur lover. U will never be able to let her go. So don't let her go she's rare.
Guy 1:I'm in love with her.
Guy 2: Timily is so special.
timily by Hank john October 30, 2017

tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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