Tidily

Tidily (adj.) Referring to somthing small usually ones penis.

"Yea I'm gonna bang the shit out of that stripper" said Bob. "You ain't gonna do shit with that tidily ass dick." Replied Steve

by 11b4lyfe December 7, 2016

tikily

To express oneself in a lengthy, overcomplicated and syntactically incorrect fashion.

e.g.; "boy, that douchefag sure goes on Tikily"

by jambowned September 3, 2009

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

by Egoiste April 30, 2010

Tiddly Peeps

From the British childrens television program 'The Hoobs'.
Used to describe children dwelling on earth.

"We're off to see the Tiddly peeps, on the road we go!"

by Iver, Groove & Tula April 9, 2004

Tiddly Boy

One who is generally laggardly or lacks a specific purpose or direction. Synonymous with turtle jerker.

Gabe is such a tiddly boy, he got his arse diddled by Josh Baer at Capital Factory and liked it.

by L_Hol October 14, 2019

timily

Timily is a beautiful loveable person. She is quite at first. But once u get to know her she never shuts up. She is an amazing best friend. She is funny. She try's to follow her dreams. She does what's right in relationships. She is honest. She is skinny, funny. A Timily has brown hair, skinny, tall. She gets people to fall in love with her in one look. Once u get to live a Timily u never wanna lose her. A Timily will always make her way into ur heart. U wanna be in a Timily's life even if u don't know her. She is special in so many ways. She will be ur bestie. She will be ur lover. U will never be able to let her go. So don't let her go she's rare.

Guy 1:I'm in love with her.
Guy 2: Timily is so special.

by Hank john October 30, 2017

tiddlywinks

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008