Tiddlywonk 

A Tiddlywonk is a term that originated in Europe, its traditional definition is referring to a small or defunct penis. In more modern times it is referred to a young boy who is discovering his sexual desires, or more specifically his ability to masturbate.

"Caught John Doe in the bathroom the other day, think he mighta' been Tiddlywonkin"

Tiddlywonk by English Professor. March 18, 2014

Tiddlywonk 

A tiddlywonk is a younger person that you admit is better than you in most ways.

"Look at this tiddlywonk kicking my ass!"

Tiddlywonk by Dragoninja November 3, 2013

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010

tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

tough tiddliwinks 

An expression of disapprovement often used by very corny people who dont like offending others

Joe: Man i dont want to go for a walk today
Stan: tough tiddliwinks were goin anyways

tough tiddliwinks by OJ Loves You May 19, 2008

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

Rasberry Tiddlywinks by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.

Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

diddlywonker by The Real J-Dawg May 21, 2017