thwag 

A nickname/ or part of name which relates precumming to transformers. A phenomena resulting from unhealthy amounts cartoons with flashing scenes of hard, shiny metal objects.

variations; swag, twag

thwag mutha fucka. You give me the creeps, clean yoself up.

thwag by bimbo_barato October 20, 2008

Vatheline Thwag 

Vaseline Swag with a lisp. Often used by pirates with lisps.

Vatheline Thwag.

Vatheline Thwag by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022

Thwapa 

Large sum of money

Have you heard about Jeff? He has a new job and is making thwapa

Thwapa by ThwapaMaster July 9, 2021

thwart pluto 

The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.

Before sticking it in Sally's butt, Jerry performed a thwart pluto to impress his mate.

thwart pluto by latter day taints December 8, 2013

thwargle 

A not so great poop. Similar to a gorgle, a fecal deposit that is neither relieving nor refreshing. A rather unpleasant experience.

I went to the bathroom and excreted a thwargle. Now my day is ruined.

thwargle by Willful-Ignorance August 17, 2020

heavy thway

Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.

"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"

heavy thway by Bob666667 September 30, 2013

Thaggernaffle 

A person who takes multiple penises covered in trufflebutter at once.

Should we invite homie to the party?

Nah, he turned into a total thaggernaffle at the last middle school dance.

Thaggernaffle by KingOfChaos & OpenDoorPooper October 9, 2021