twag

To truient school. Me mark n andy walk round the village to miss lessons we dont like. Often involves writin faulse notes or shading out of school. Always fun especially in parks or woods smoking.
Either go into town, walk round the village or go to anyone's house hus parents arent in. Or visit someone who's genreally absent from school

Hey guys, you twagging ICT?

Hey, you missed out we twagged Maths

Hey, You twagging English

Hey, I hate history fo you want to twag it?

We took GCSE twagging

You get the point . . . .

by Fat Baby March 22, 2007

twag

A right bastard, a twat, a slag. Someone who's just a mean old prick.

Jeez, Bozza's a real twag today, ain't he?

by twagster September 15, 2009

twag

In conjunction with Twitter usage, to brag about one's tweet after the fact.

Dork: "Did you see what I said to spacepirateboy42? It was so funny!"
Me: "Dude, stop twagging, nobody gives a shit"

by lowerrightofthemitten July 19, 2009

twag

An individual without testicals. Word created by Miss Cherry Pie. First was a typo. But, later used as a burn directed at disapointing flirt.

"What do you mean? He hasn't made a move yet? Aw man, that guy's a twag. You should reach into that boy's pussy and pull out some balls."

by Miss Cherry Pie September 04, 2006

twag

A nice lax stick used usually by lax bros with a lot of swag.

"Hey Dude, nice twag you got there"
"Thanks brah, its pretty sick"

by swagmonster22 December 27, 2013

twag

hmmm, a cross between a twat and a slag maybe?!
basically people who can't speak properly just try to make this a real word.
yeah sure it is *rolls eyses at ginger kid*

"WANNA DIE YOU TWAG?"
"cause thats a word"
*laughs*
"yeah well it's my new word"
"skillss"

by Lhiane May 12, 2008

twag

A twenty-dollar bag of marijuana

"Hey man, can I get a twag?"

by Stevey Mc Steverson September 04, 2007