When your so busy thinking about something your brain bridges the gap between 2 ideas, by corrupting them into connecting or literally combing the 2 ideas together, even if 1 idea has no relation or business being in your messy cognition.
Larry: Forgive me if I am late, I forgot that 11 o'clock exists, but I'm here now!
Dave: E- excuse me? How did you forget 11 o'clock existd?
Larry: So basically, my brain was thinking of like words, you know, nine, ten, yatta yatta, but then i thought after ten the whole peredeim shifted, like with the teen numbers, and so i knew twelve was important time so... My brain kind of thwaggled my thoughts, and thats why im late.
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Dave: Larry, What the fuck are you talking about
Larry: ...So uh, Profits this quarter ey? Looking good!
Dave: We're the ethics team...
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Dave: E- excuse me? How did you forget 11 o'clock existd?
Larry: So basically, my brain was thinking of like words, you know, nine, ten, yatta yatta, but then i thought after ten the whole peredeim shifted, like with the teen numbers, and so i knew twelve was important time so... My brain kind of thwaggled my thoughts, and thats why im late.
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Dave: Larry, What the fuck are you talking about
Larry: ...So uh, Profits this quarter ey? Looking good!
Dave: We're the ethics team...
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Oh man... I went to the gyno, and the nurse totally pulled out a twaggler! Who knows how long it had been there!
by mandola February 17, 2009
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1. "There was a twaggle living next door until the cops raided their meth lab!"
2. Do those assholes ever sleep? THey're a f'n' twaggle I swear.
2. Do those assholes ever sleep? THey're a f'n' twaggle I swear.
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Valerie: Why yes, yes I did. She was being thaggled like no other.
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