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Thwaggle 

When your so busy thinking about something your brain bridges the gap between 2 ideas, by corrupting them into connecting or literally combing the 2 ideas together, even if 1 idea has no relation or business being in your messy cognition.
Larry: Forgive me if I am late, I forgot that 11 o'clock exists, but I'm here now!

Dave: E- excuse me? How did you forget 11 o'clock existd?

Larry: So basically, my brain was thinking of like words, you know, nine, ten, yatta yatta, but then i thought after ten the whole peredeim shifted, like with the teen numbers, and so i knew twelve was important time so... My brain kind of thwaggled my thoughts, and thats why im late.

...

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Dave: Larry, What the fuck are you talking about

Larry: ...So uh, Profits this quarter ey? Looking good!

Dave: We're the ethics team...

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Thwaggle by Alithonym December 28, 2024
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thwargle 

A not so great poop. Similar to a gorgle, a fecal deposit that is neither relieving nor refreshing. A rather unpleasant experience.
I went to the bathroom and excreted a thwargle. Now my day is ruined.
thwargle by Willful-Ignorance August 17, 2020
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twaggler 

the term given to a stray piece of toilet paper found in a woman's vagina. The toilet paper is often twisted into tiny pieces, therefore making it difficult to recover all debris after a hearty, effective wipe.
Oh man... I went to the gyno, and the nurse totally pulled out a twaggler! Who knows how long it had been there!
twaggler by mandola February 17, 2009
1. A group/gang of Tweekers as is commonly found with meth addicts
2. a large group of persons who may not necessarily be tweekers but exhibit Tweeker Behavior
1. "There was a twaggle living next door until the cops raided their meth lab!"
2. Do those assholes ever sleep? THey're a f'n' twaggle I swear.
TWAGGLE by blagwell October 20, 2009
The host sat us next to a twaggle of Trumpsters at lunch today so we asked to be moved.
TWAGGLE by Str0ud February 27, 2017
To ride a horse for an extended period of time.
Colin: Did you see his mother last night?
Valerie: Why yes, yes I did. She was being thaggled like no other.
thaggle by PhilliesPhann December 30, 2007

Thwargle 

The tiny hair of a peach.
Man, this peach has more thwargles than usual.
Thwargle by Thwargle January 9, 2022
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