Thwaggle
When your so busy thinking about something your brain bridges the gap between 2 ideas, by corrupting them into connecting or literally combing the 2 ideas together, even if 1 idea has no relation or business being in your messy cognition.
Larry: Forgive me if I am late, I forgot that 11 o'clock exists, but I'm here now!
Dave: E- excuse me? How did you forget 11 o'clock existd?
Larry: So basically, my brain was thinking of like words, you know, nine, ten, yatta yatta, but then i thought after ten the whole peredeim shifted, like with the teen numbers, and so i knew twelve was important time so... My brain kind of thwaggled my thoughts, and thats why im late.
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Dave: Larry, What the fuck are you talking about
Larry: ...So uh, Profits this quarter ey? Looking good!
Dave: We're the ethics team...
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Dave: E- excuse me? How did you forget 11 o'clock existd?
Larry: So basically, my brain was thinking of like words, you know, nine, ten, yatta yatta, but then i thought after ten the whole peredeim shifted, like with the teen numbers, and so i knew twelve was important time so... My brain kind of thwaggled my thoughts, and thats why im late.
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Dave: Larry, What the fuck are you talking about
Larry: ...So uh, Profits this quarter ey? Looking good!
Dave: We're the ethics team...
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