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Trackies
Trackies by methistime August 11, 2012
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Thwackies • twacky • twankies • Thickies • thwacked • Theckies • thwacker knackered • thwackermits • thwackett • thwackin
dick thwacking contest
any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
dick thwacking contest by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018
Thankies
A made up word that generally means Thank You, but in a more cheerful mannor. It's usually used in Instant Messaging, but can be used in real life.
Thankies by Tré Groovy May 13, 2005
Thickies
Thickies by Khanh & Mike, Bitches =) July 12, 2006
Thankies
Thankies by Sw33tNYCandie July 21, 2011
twank twankies
twank twankies by ridingclean April 29, 2008
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