by mitey witey May 23, 2008
Get the thwackin mug.any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018
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When a dwarf like homosexual sucks you off with out you noticing, he can also make your bell end bleed. They usually attempt to T-Bag you until the scrotum splits!
by Crazy Dave November 17, 2004
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Get the twacking mug.A person fueled by crystal meth who enjoys both tweaking and quacking. This would be twacking. When a twacker reaches the peak of their high, they will both indulge in a number of repetitive useless projects that never get finished tweaking and sit around talking shit on the latest "enemy of the week" quacking. The "enemy of the week or weak!" is the twacker who happens not to be present in the room that night and will soon be replaced by somebody in the room who is absent from the gathering the next week.
He starts the night smoking his pipe and starts talking shit about her who. We can be sure next time she is present and he is not, he will be the subject of the shit talk! Once he is high and project time comes around - he then spends the rest of the night taking apart his car engine with euphoric passion to somehow turn it into a 2000 Honda Accord Version of the Knight Rider! He eventually becomes agitated with the project as he starts coming down. The car is left in pieces for his parents to pay a mechanic for fix. He has spent the night twacking, and the next night providing funds allow, he will engage in exactly the same behavior - different people, different project, perhaps. But SAME ROUTINE!
by annoyedbypeople April 26, 2014
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" Go do your chores! "
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