Thurt

To masturbate

He thurts at night.

She thurts when she gets horny

Thurt by master yo5 April 25, 2009

thurt

Playing “footsies” under the table while sharing food and holding intense eye contact. Typically in a dating context.

It’s very romantic to thurt on dates.

thurt by chonguslife November 9, 2025

hammer don't hurt 'em 

Something said to a person when that person is obviously exceeding expectations. Kind of like, "Go easy, you're doing too good of a job. The others don't stand a chance."

Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.

A reference to MC Hammer's third album.

When you have on a sharp new outfit that's going to help you win over the ladies, a friend might say to you before you go out, "Hammer don't hurt 'em."

hammer don't hurt 'em by sammee m January 10, 2014

thirty-five 

number between thirty-four and thirty-six; often times used to express ACT scores/subscores

Justin: Did you hear Jeff got a thirty-five on his ACT?

Surrounding People: Wow, that is a fantastic score!

Jeff: Guys, c'mon I only doubled Karen's score.

thirty-five by tubist69 October 24, 2011

Thirty-thicc 

Thicc person in his/her 30’s

Instahoe caption: thirty & thriving!
Me: You look thirty-thicc.

🐑

Thirty-thicc by Borregobro April 14, 2020

dark-thirty 

the thirty minutes before nightfall, or the thirty minutes after night falls.basically the 1 hour time frame as it becomes dark.

i told david the party starts at dark-thirty.

dark-thirty by da trick biatch December 20, 2005

Thorter 

Someone who is abnormally big (not fat), tall, with insanely large feet. They stomp around in their chanclas thinking that they look "dainty".

Have you seen Trevor Moran? He is a class A thorter.

Thorter by CelebDefiners May 17, 2018