A person who always gets third place but there's three people participating
"Dude,you were so thurtle last Wednesday at the track meet!"

"Shut up bro,isn't that the first time you didn't place last?"

"No,but it was probably a normal Wednesday for you!"

"Anyway,thurtle isn't even a word that exists!"
"You winning a race isn't even a thing that exists."
by chocha65.34 March 19, 2019
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