thart

1. To think hard and simultaneously fart all at once.

Whoa... pardon me. The question you asked me caused me to thart. I hope the smell isn't too strong. I do have an answer, though.

by tytuspenn May 11, 2019

thart

A combination of thought and heart as a description of a way to live. Also: the meaning of life.

Weary Traveller: What is the meaning of life oh wise and exalted one?
Crusty Hermit: Well, you see, life...life is a river, and...well...ok...you see, thart.
W.T.: Ah! And all this time...

by Reht Omru Oy February 27, 2005

Thart

Same as a "Brain Fart", meaning a lapse in memory.

I thart I remembered our anniversary date, sweetie, but I was wrong!

by Henry Harmison August 6, 2008

thart

To use the shitter at work, resulting in just a fart and sitting on average 25 minutes, 4-5 times daily.

Look guys, theres JT heading in for his 4th thart and it still not even noon!!

by foundryRat July 20, 2011

Thart

The feeling that you have to fart but when you try you really shit your pants.

I hope that Russ does not thart in the meeting this morning.

by Jon Sendelbach May 12, 2004

Thart

A thought based in ignorance, self-indulgence or other characteristic of harmful ideology or values that, when shared with others, causes a very negative reaction and/or repulsion which reflects the foulness of the thought back to its owner.

Biden's idea to fix the border was just another thart! His thought was so bad that it appears to have been spoken to us using his asshole for a mouth, and it was received like a deadly fart in a crowded elevator! He should keep his ignorance to himself.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Thart

To fart and throw up simultaneously

Man, don't let me eat taco-bell and shoot tequila again. I tharted twice last night, I almost shat myself!

by pseudonym-1 March 14, 2022