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Thursty Trombone 

The person performing the Thursty Trombone holds a sausage in his/her mouth, applies it to the receiver's anus that way, while giving the receiver a handjob.
I got a Thursty Trombone an hour ago, that's why my farts smell like a barbeque.
Thursty Trombone by LickTheAbortion November 7, 2010

thursty thursday 

A great day of the week to show your liver who's boss, and the perfect day to build your tolerance for the upcomming weekend binge.
A Dude, you going to get fuckerd up tonight?
B Does a monkey throw shit?

A That's right. It's.....
B It's thursty thursday you fucking twat!
thursty thursday by J Clark November 26, 2006
a blowjob basically, giving head or dome.
dude, i was gettin a thurty last night, soooo sweet
thurty by hella fun May 14, 2008
When Ur hungry for wiener or vag but you have a ugh face with expressions of honest non pleasure moments of grief
Did you see Tray the other day? He had that Thursty face scared the shit out of me girl! Was drooling with expressions of mania with twisted thoughts of rubbing me down for that ground pound. Ya girl he was "Thursty".
Thursty by cyko07 May 31, 2018

thursty bulldog 

when a girl gives a shitty blowjob that takes a long time for guy to cum he emmediately begins to pee after the cum into the girl's mouth
that was the worst blow job ever! it took forever and i had such a piss built up i thursty bulldogged her. that'll show her for giving me a shitty blowjob
Man you are thursty
thursty by Lyndon B Johnson August 12, 2003
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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