The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.
Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
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The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.
Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.
The act of removing ones penis from its panty containment and pulling out the pockets of your trousers making the genitalia region resemble a elephant.
Drunk: Hey ladies, wanna say hello to the elephant man, he wont bite.
Chick: Umm sure?
(produces elephant man)
Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?
A particular instance of deceit or trickery with which such grandeur is used.
Party go-er 1: Hey guys check out this huge dealing of grass i just scored.
Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.
Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.
The state of being seriously intoxicated on any form of substance, generally refering to alchohol.
Example 1:Ive been tooting the rocks (smoking crack) all evening and im one razzed hobo,
Guy1: Hey lets hit the town tonight, get razzed and sleep with a hooker,
Guy2: No thanks, last time i got razzed i woke up beside another bloke.
Guy1: What a player.
The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.
1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.
2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.
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