French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.

Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

French Thunder Pussy by napalona zając January 4, 2017

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thunder tard

Annoying ass okc thunder fans who don't know jack shit about basketball but just still fucking yell at the most random point in the game.

The thunder tard over here thinks Westbrook is the best point guard in the game...smh

thunder tard by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

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Thunder-butt

(noun/slang) Complimentary slang name referring to an attractive, thick female whose attributes (i.e. ass, thighs, legs, etc.) are proportionally large, noticable, and desirable. Though not a law, such females can weigh in at the neighborhood of 200+ lbs.

April was a hunka-hunka burnin' love. That thunder-butt gal had a body that could ride your dick into the ground.

Thunder-butt by Nikki Stixx September 19, 2019

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thunder noodle

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.

I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.

thunder noodle by mooncow728 July 21, 2021

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