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Thunderwhack

The act of masturbation, when the person shouts the name of a person in the vicinity, and then stares them in the eye when they come to investigate.
Steven is having a "good time" in his bedroom.
Steven: BRUCE WILLIS!
Bruce Willis bursts through the door, stangling a panda.
Bruce Willis: What did you want?
Steven stares him in the eye, awkwardly.
Bruce Willis: DID YOU JUST THUNDERWHACK!!!
Bruce Willis eats Steven's spine.
by Neener 2: Electric Boogaloo February 20, 2009
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Thundercracker

Decepticon that can controll sonic booms. A blue F-18 Hornet.
Thundercracker can whoop you're butt.
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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thunderhawked

drunk to the point of feeling a hawk-like agility combined with the earth-shaking power of thunder; belligerently drunk
"I got so thunderhawked at that party last night, bro."

"I'm feeling saucy, let's get thunderhawked tonight."
by collegeboy May 5, 2008
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thundersnacks

the hunger you feel after being woken up by a thunderstorm or the hunger you feel after a long day of storm watching
"Did you hear that storm last night?" "Yeah I did, it woke me up and I had some thundersnacks."
by Nana Mogens June 5, 2020
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Thundercracker

If you are trying to get your crush to like you “johhnyFlash” made thundercracker a specialist in the arts of romance. Yet another recolor of Starscream, what a shame.
I wish a thundercracker was made for a fire cracker.
by Hemanbeast May 16, 2022
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Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.
Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
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Thundercracker

Offensive term for a white person who was an oppressor to Asians. Began being used in the 1800s while the trans-continental railroad was being built and revived during WWII and the Japanese internment camps.
Person 1: Hey dude what you eating? Rice or some shit?
Person 2: Dude don't be a fucking thundercracker, white people eat rice too.
by TheKingdomToMyHeart June 18, 2019
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