Thunderwhack 

The act of masturbation, when the person shouts the name of a person in the vicinity, and then stares them in the eye when they come to investigate.

Steven is having a "good time" in his bedroom.
Steven: BRUCE WILLIS!
Bruce Willis bursts through the door, stangling a panda.
Bruce Willis: What did you want?
Steven stares him in the eye, awkwardly.
Bruce Willis: DID YOU JUST THUNDERWHACK!!!
Bruce Willis eats Steven's spine.

Thunderwhack by Neener 2: Electric Boogaloo February 20, 2009

Thundercracker 

Decepticon that can controll sonic booms. A blue F-18 Hornet.

Thundercracker can whoop you're butt.

Thundercracker by Anonymous June 15, 2003

thunderhawked

drunk to the point of feeling a hawk-like agility combined with the earth-shaking power of thunder; belligerently drunk

"I got so thunderhawked at that party last night, bro."

"I'm feeling saucy, let's get thunderhawked tonight."

thunderhawked by collegeboy May 5, 2008

thundersnacks 

the hunger you feel after being woken up by a thunderstorm or the hunger you feel after a long day of storm watching

"Did you hear that storm last night?" "Yeah I did, it woke me up and I had some thundersnacks."

thundersnacks by Nana Mogens June 5, 2020

Thundercracker 

If you are trying to get your crush to like you “johhnyFlash” made thundercracker a specialist in the arts of romance. Yet another recolor of Starscream, what a shame.

I wish a thundercracker was made for a fire cracker.

Thundercracker by Hemanbeast May 16, 2022

Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

Chorizo Thundercrack by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

Thundercracker 

Offensive term for a white person who was an oppressor to Asians. Began being used in the 1800s while the trans-continental railroad was being built and revived during WWII and the Japanese internment camps.

Person 1: Hey dude what you eating? Rice or some shit?
Person 2: Dude don't be a fucking thundercracker, white people eat rice too.

Thundercracker by TheKingdomToMyHeart June 18, 2019