thundersnacks

the hunger you feel after being woken up by a thunderstorm or the hunger you feel after a long day of storm watching

"Did you hear that storm last night?" "Yeah I did, it woke me up and I had some thundersnacks."

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Alabama Thundersmack

After male orgasm, he waits a little bit, pulls out and smacks the female on the face with his dick, that is covered in his/hers juices

After sex, I told my girlfriend I had a surprise for her... after fucking her I gave her an Alabama Thundersmack

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Not giving a shit to the world; being savage and acting like a bad bitch.

Did you see what Kaley did last night to that dude?
Yeah she really thundersnaked him!

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