French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!
A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.
"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.