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French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

pussy thunder 

an emission of air expelled from the vagina
see also queef
Antoinette's pussy thunder done shocked the hell outta me. I hadta give the bitch a dolla.
pussy thunder by skurvy August 3, 2006

Thunderpussy 

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.
"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"
Thunderpussy by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

Alabama Thunderpussy 

The greatest Southern Metal band of all time, next to Every Time I Die. With A name like that, you'll have to love them.
Guy 1: "Hey have you heard Alabama Thunderpussy's new CD?"
Guy 2: "Of course! It makes me want to give my girlfriend a Paul Bunyan Flapjack!"
Alabama Thunderpussy by Coleno! 3750 December 27, 2011

ThunderHussy

A super sensitve person who can't handle life
Gosh Chris, quit being a thunderhussy because your soft chest can't handle the weight!

ThunderHussy

A super sensitve person who can't handle life
Gosh Chris, quit being a thunderhussy because your soft chest can't handle the weight!