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Thrusker 

A person at a party who shits everywhere, completely unaware that they're not even in the bathroom. When a thrusker is spotted special protocol must be followed. Step 1: Run, step 2: call the CDC, step 3: take everyone to the emergency room to get tested for aids.
While we were on the dance floor, a thrusker was reliving himself all over the crowd.
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A person who looks/acts like someone who would hump boringly, quickly, and selfishly during the act of mating. This person would also finish his or her climax in a annoying seizure like manner, followed by insincere apologies.
Typically spotted wearing Ratt t-shirts, stone washed jeans, cotton muscle sweat pants, cut-off denim shorts, cell phone clips, high school class rings, colored tube socks with LA Gear sneakers, confederate flag fashions of any kind, brass knuckles, Kiss tattoos, Oakley sunglasses indoors, being shirtless in inappropriate locations, turtle necks under sweaters, and anything close to or including a mullet.

"Whoa, look at that Thruster! I'll bet he gives it hard and fast!"

(Pointing out a loud, stuck in 80's metal, mullet-head) "That guy is a serious Thruster!"
Thruster by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2005

Dump Thruster 

The act of pooping ones pants while working out.
It smells like someones doing Dump thrusters in here.

3/4 through my workout my squat thruster turned into dump thursters
Dump Thruster by SwampDonkinator November 19, 2010

thrusher 

-An alien sex organ. Comes from the episode of South Park titled "Cancelled"
-opposite of a jagon
-Located on a Joozian's waist
Stick your finger in my thrusher!
thrusher by jenoinks September 19, 2005

Tit Thruster

Someone who pushes their tits in someone's face in order to be remembered.
- Seren is a tit thruster
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.
Tit Thruster by Miss Croft xo September 3, 2009

blockbuster and cock thruster

Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.
Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.

phantom thruster 

someone who thrusts without realising but does it with real force
that phantom thruster was inches from my face
phantom thruster by thrust789 January 4, 2010