2) The start of the most painful experience any fantasy fangirl could ever go through.
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A book series that will crush you into tiny little pieces and make you scream out your feels.
To engage in penetrative genito-genital or genito-anal sexual intercourse to climax three times, in fairly close succession (such that it can be considered one session or takes place over one night). Not necessarily interpreted literally, but rather used figuratively to emphasize the relative hot-ness of the act itself or the person(s) involved, i.e. not once, not twice, but thrice.
E.g.: "My God, I would thrice lay him!" or "You totally thrice laid my ex-..."
Originally appears in an exchange between Gandhi and Geldemore of Clone High - S01E09-- Geldemore: "... As a reward for your bravery and leadership, I shall thrice lay you." Gandhi: "Uhhh, that's—, that's cool. But {cough} I'm good."
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.