Thompson’d 

A persons skipping out on a bill.

Where did Steve go? He Thompson’d us!

Thompson’d by Thompson’d December 5, 2021

Thompson'd 

The act of being sauced up at a party to the point where you can't stop someone from taking advantage of you.

The "taking advantage of" is henceforth known as being Thompson'd

Damn dude Alex has been feeding Lauren and Hope drinks all night, they're both getting Thompson'd tonight!

Thompson'd by HungDaddyCarl August 8, 2010

Jack Thompson Disease 

A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.

Example 1:

JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!

Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.

Example 2:

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: YOU SUCK!

Judge: You're out of line.

Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!

Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...

Jack Thompson Disease by Akuryuha May 30, 2008

Thompson Deep 

1. Adjective, for a male to insert his penis so far into a womans vagina that his testicles are pressing violently against her body.

Similar to balls deep

2. Adjective, to be so deep in conversation that one or all participants burst into tears.

Similar to a deep and meaningfull

Q. Yo Joshy, you got Thompson deep in that bitch last night?

A. Narr man she wanted to talk to me, but i just got Thompson deep in her moist muff instead

Thompson Deep by Da Filth January 17, 2009

Thompson David Likes This 

To indiscriminately like random things particularly on Facebook.

Facebook User found a worm with a shiny arse on farmville

Thompson David Likes This!

Thompson David Likes This by LuckyDavis December 6, 2009

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson 

born in Louisville, Kentucky on July 18, 1937.
Also known as "Raoul Duke" or "Dr. Gonzo", Thompson originated as a sports journalist for numerous publications. He went on to work for Rolling Stone during the late 60s and 70s. He has also published several very popular and critically acclaimed books, including "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas" which was turned into a film by Terry Gilliam in 1998, starring Johnny Depp as Thompson himself and Benicio Del Toro as well. He has been known to stretch the truth at times, usually the result of self-proclaimed usage of heroic amounts of hardcore drugs. Many critics dismiss his unusual style due to his mixture of fact with fiction at times, but he is widely considered a literary genius and an icon of outspoken, unapologetic social commentary.

here is an example of his writing from "Fear & Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72"...

"There are only two ways to make it in big-time politics today: One is to come on like a mean dinosaur, with a high-powered machine that scares the shit out of your entrenched opposition (like Daley or Nixon) . . . and the other is to tap the massive, frustrated energies of a mainly young, disillusioned electorate that has long since abandoned the idea that we all have a DUTY to vote. This is like being told you have a DUTY to buy a new car, but you have to choose immediately between a Ford and a Chevy."

Jose Contreras: I think that Hunter S. Thompson's writing suffered as a result of his drug use.
Bruce Lee: you pig motherfucking little boy felcher! Thompson's writing is much more interesting when the affect of drugs is apparent.

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004

David Thompson Highschool

A highschool on the side of the hiway in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of wannabe hicks and stoners. Also all trying to get with rocky kids bc they’re all related at dt and they’re all backstabbing hoes who love their friends boyfriends/girlfriends

Omg is that my cousin? “Probably if he’s from David Thompson highschool!”
“This person from David Thompson highschool has a significant other” “probably your cousins significant other so you should try and get with him!”

David Thompson Highschool by #fairygirl December 14, 2021