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which is short for (this is not)
guy 1:hey is this your laptop
guy 2: no thisn't my laptop
thisn't by big-smoke634 November 11, 2025

don't take this the wrong way, but 

What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.
Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.
Word of the Day on January 6, 2011
A three-way contraction combining the words "it" "is" and "not".
mother: that's it, you're grounded for painting the dog purple!

kid: tisn't MY doing! My sister did it!
tisn't by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005
Thin'ting is like thinking, only without thought.
I'm going to go thin't about that for a while and still come to the wrong conclusion.

I thoun't about it for a while and decided we should run the company into the ground with my idead. (horrible idea).
Thin't by DampeS8N September 19, 2009

You couldn't sell this to the Greeks 

An idiom used in reference to a particular undesired object in a circumstance.
This lag is abhorrent. You couldn't sell this to the Greeks!
The contraction of It is not.
You're team suck's!
'Tisn't true!
'tisn't by gogl October 10, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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