thesn’t 

A antinoun used to refer to an individual, object, or concept that is singular and not a group, and is intended as an opposite or alternative to the pronoun 'it'.

Charlie: Where did you put my coffee cup?
Diana: I put thesn’t over there by the window.

thesn’t by SausageTunnel May 3, 2023

These Thots Ain't Thoughts 

Statement about the indifference one feels towards individuals, of either gender, without sexual self respect.

Carlos: She cheated on me fam. Twice. And I thought I loved her.

Dante: You thought wrong my guy. These thots ain't thoughts.

These Thots Ain't Thoughts by Yen And Zen January 28, 2017

Theyn't 

A contraction of the words they and not. Usually used by Texans and other southerners.

Hey, did you here they don't do tha-
HOLD UP. Did you just say they don't! That phrase is too big for my feeble mind. Use theyn't instead!
Ok... theyn't do that. Wow! That was easier to say!

Theyn't by Java2525 June 19, 2017

Thusn't

Meaning,gay

Thusn't , thus but not

Thusn't by Darkblade1284 July 25, 2021

Thisn't 

A combination of this and isn't.

Thisn't the best time to ask for money.

Thisn't by x_Zo<3Wafflez_x December 8, 2022

thisn't

which is short for (this is not)

guy 1:hey is this your laptop
guy 2: no thisn't my laptop

thisn't by big-smoke634 November 11, 2025

these aren't my glasses 

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

these aren't my glasses by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013