A cancer patient, usually abbreviated as "CP", refers to someone that puts in more than sufficient effort. It's a more derogatory form of the word "tryhard".
Its reasoning is that cancer patients in real life have to try very hard to overcome their cancer.
Why are we losing this game?
Because we're playing against absolute cancer patients.
It is said when one has taken a large burden off their shoulders, such as completing coursework, having sex, or having their braces taken off.
Woah, Anson, you look happy today.
Yeah mate, I got my braces off, din' I?
A description for a man or woman that indicates a liking to their physical nature while having no concern for their wellbeing.
Woah dude did you see Sally the other day? She was totally pornstar hot!
A distasteful ultimatum used as a rhetorical question when one doesn't care what the other is saying. The speaker usually has no intention to carry out the acts.
SMD = Suck my dick
RMA = Rim my arse
Yo Matt could you help me out with homework after class?
Ryan, you have but one choice. SMD or RMA?
When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."
I hate maths homework.
Mate, I already 'ate it yesterday.
An idiom used in reference to a particular undesired object in a circumstance.
This lag is abhorrent. You couldn't sell this to the Greeks!
To wipe away one's daily hassles.
The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.