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think snot

When one thinks and talks about someone/something so much, that they need to blow them/it out of their head. A bad idea being obsessed about out-loud. Generally causes irritation to others to have to listen to, repeatedly.

Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
by SkiMoore September 8, 2020
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r/thingsnottogoogle

r/thingsnottogoogle is so cool because Fuego runs it
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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That's not a thing

Phrase used to denote frustration with or to dismiss a concept or notion that either

A.) Makes no sense
B.) Is not widely known
C.) Does not exist
Person 1: I heard you were sick, what do you have? Chicken pox? Measles? Armenian Bird Flu?
Person 2: Wha-? That's not a thing

Person 1: This new body lotion I have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
Person 2: That's not even a thing
by BlackMan646 February 5, 2010
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That's not even a thing

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.
Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.
by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014
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