think snot 

When one thinks and talks about someone/something so much, that they need to blow them/it out of their head. A bad idea being obsessed about out-loud. Generally causes irritation to others to have to listen to, repeatedly.

Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.

Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.

think snot by SkiMoore September 8, 2020

r/thingsnottogoogle 

Honestly the best subreddit out there

r/thingsnottogoogle is so cool because Fuego runs it

r/thingsnottogoogle by FireFuego May 20, 2025

That's not a thing 

Phrase used to denote frustration with or to dismiss a concept or notion that either

A.) Makes no sense
B.) Is not widely known
C.) Does not exist

Person 1: I heard you were sick, what do you have? Chicken pox? Measles? Armenian Bird Flu?
Person 2: Wha-? That's not a thing

Person 1: This new body lotion I have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
Person 2: That's not even a thing

That's not a thing by BlackMan646 February 5, 2010

That's not even a thing 

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.

Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.

That's not even a thing by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014