Definitions by FireFuego

Australian cheese 

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

Australian cheese by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Brown coffee 

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

Brown coffee by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Chocolate cake batter surprise 

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

Chocolate cake batter surprise by FireFuego May 20, 2025

r/thingsnottogoogle 

Honestly the best subreddit out there

r/thingsnottogoogle is so cool because Fuego runs it

r/thingsnottogoogle by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Hand condoms 

Rubber gloves

Fuego used hand condoms when taking out the trash

Hand condoms by FireFuego May 20, 2025